Monthly Archives: November 2011

The Great Trekkie

Not that I’m a star-trekkie, but it’s not a real ‘trek’ unless you consider lugging a fake Louis Vuitton handbag through customs as a feat as dangerous as those ox-wagons over the mountains…

JO’BURG I’m Coming for you.

I’m strapping my money to the inside of my bra (not coz I’m used to it being slid there by strangers, but to keep it safe from muggers…) and I’m heading up to the big smoke. The city of Gold… the Burg that is Jo (Middle name, Hannes)

Going to be performing comedy at a few venues up there as well as catching up on some face-time with a few long lost besties.

I’m excited….

Here is my Comedy schedule:

Thursday 17th November 2011 – RODIZIO restaurant in Bedfordview with Samoka Entertainment.

Friday 18th November 2011 – Joe Parker’s Comedy – Monte Casino, Fourways.

Tuesday 22nd November 2011 – Joe Parker’s Comedy – Monte Casino, Fourways.

Wednesday 23rd November 2011 – Bubba J’s – Boksburg.

Back in the Mother of all Cities:

Saturday 26th November 2011 – Synergy Live Festival – Comedy tent. Franschoek

Monday 28th November 2011 – Joker’s Comedy – Massimo’s, Main Rd, Plumstead next to Ocean Basket

Wednesday 30th November 2011 – Joker’s Comedy – Depasco’s/Sabrina’s c/o Kloof and Buitensingel Rd

Thursday 1st December 2011 – Jou Ma Se Comedy Club – The River Club, Observatory.

(If there are any gigs that you have or know of on other dates, Please contact me, especially on the 19th, 20th and 21st in Joburg.)

Below is a little youtube of me, talking nonsense about my comedy career. Or as I like to call it, a ME-Tube.

*Comedic High Five*

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Our First Time

Talking about my first time with two guys. (Right. That opening sentence should secure the hits from porn website browsers)

But, contrary to popular leaked internet videos, we’re not talking about THAT first time… our COMEDY first time. (Which had more tears and less video cameras… or was it less tears and more cameras? both ended in awkward silence.)

Me and fellow comedians, Rustum August and Shaun Jejane Hung out on Long street with Peter Sserwanga and his video camera.

*comedic high five*

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Miss Biker SA

Imagine YOU could help someone win R500 000 worth of prizes, just by clicking twice on the internet. 

What’s that? …. you CAN! Holy smokes… this is your lucky day. Talk about a ‘good deed’… 

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE… what if i told you, that by simply clicking on a link, you could see photos that this was ‘behind the scenes’ of… 

I know, it all sounds too good to be true. But that’s the beauty of RandomHighFives…. I allow you to make dreams come true, and perv. That’s like when you slip R100 into that Russian stripper’s thong. Making her dream of going to college and buying goats for her village back home come true, at very little inconvenience to yourself. My name’s not Angel for nothing.

Here’s how: CLICK HERE and then CLICK LIKE. 

You’re welcome.

BUT WAIT THERE’S EVEN MORE!!!

Simply by clicking ‘like’ on that page you could win tickets to The Cape Town Bike Festival. Watch this 30 second clip:

Good, Now that I have your attention. I hope you will like the link. (what link again? THIS LINK) You can win tickets… you can make a girl’s dream of not worrying about rent money and reverting to stripping… in her bedroom. (The girl is me… by the way. In case you’re practicing full retard) and you can see that girl in latex and bikinis… plus, wouldn’t it be nice if a stand-up comedian got some votes, and became a spokesperson for Think Bike before she’s well and truly over the hill… on a dirt-bike.

And check out the rest of the @CTBFestival on Twitter. 16th-18th December.

It’s going to be sick. The good sick. Not the doctors bill kinda sick but the ‘dollar dollar bill’ yo kinda sick.

*Biker Chick High Five*

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